Isn't there a quota for diaper shirts?

Got Jakob dressed this morning. Class 9 (on a scale of 10) blowout followed. Changed the baby. Also changed his crib sheet, since he'd soaked it, too.

Fed him nearly two hours ago. He spat up all over me, and himself too. Put him in his crib while cleaning myself up and seeing deficiency guy to the door. He soaked the clean crib sheet. Started cleaning him up. Got him stripped down, changed his diaper, carried him to the bathroom to wash him up. Got him washed. He spat up again. My watch strap is clogged with baby vomit. Splatters on the floor.

Took him back to his room. Got his clean diaper shirt on him, then he spat up again. His right shoulder is wet, but I cannot do this all over again and again and again. Mopped it up with tissues.

Got his clothes on him, and was doing up his bib when, you guessed it, more spit-up.

Forget it. He can stay soggy 'til his father gets home.

My tea, which I made before he announced he was hungry, will be cold, but I still want it.