I had a shower today

So that means I'm not entitled to breakfast, right?

I've been up for four hours and have had a sip of water.

But, to tell the truth, I have both the udders and figure of a cow, so starvation is good for me, right? As long as I keep producing the milk, who cares?

This would suck just a little bit less if I hadn't had to walk through the residue of Werner's breakfast while washing the dishes that I didn't dirty.