Crappy day

Literally.

The first time this morning that I fed Jakob, his diaper blew out and I was slathered with poop.

Later when I fed him, his diaper leaked pee all over me.

Let's not forget the spit-up, either, which happens at and in between every feeding and at completely random and entirely unpredictable times.

A friend recently asked how many sleepers Jakob goes through in a day. The real question, I countered, is how many times a day I have to change my clothes.

At least, being Sunday, Werner was here and I could get into the shower. For once.